Patrick Steadman

I currently work at Computer Lab, a consultancy that helps artists and creative organizations execute software projects.

Programming

Kill My Slack
A little JavaScript function that (temporarily?) deactivates all users in a Slack.
Deploying Headless WordPress + React Starter on Google Cloud Platform
How to deploy my favorite architecture for "content" websites to the cloud.
Pigeon Sounds HD
The Pigeon Sounds HD app puts eight high-quality pigeon field recordings in your pocket.
Hexo Corporate Theme
A theme that you can use to make your company seem legit.
Kaboodle, A DIY Ad Server
A script that puts fake ads on your site to make it look legit.
Google Search Twitter Feed
From May 2015 to July 2016 all my Google searches were published in real time.
9/11 Pager Messages
A 9/11 memorial that streams pager messages from that day in real time.

The Decentralized Pigeon-Flying Game of New York City
About my obsession with pigeons.
(Don't) be the Gray Man
An overview of the "gray man" survival strategy.
A Critique of Vulnerability
Four types of vulnerability that you shouldn't lean into.
Pattern Language
Exploring the patterns that make buildings, software, and art feel alive.
Summer of KMS
A story about entropy and surveillance published in Wu-Wei Fashion Magazine.
The Millennial Deep State
A presentation made at the Millennial Focus Group in April, 2016.
College Memoir
A novella about the fantasy world of athletics, academics, and sex.
Best Stories Online
Shocking news, stories, thoughts, and videos.
Tapei New Life Road
A photo essay about exploring drainage tunnels in Taipei.
Some Poetry
Poetry from 2012.

Last Updated: September 11th, 2021